Still waiting for that plot twist . . .

*plot twist* *looks in mirror* WHAT THE FUCK?! MOOM I TURNED INTO A MOOSE!

insert *no but it'll be the year you notice you are beautiful* or some other shit comment

*clasps palms calmly* it's called self acceptance

well at least you're aware of it so insult won't really hurt you.

Sorry to break it to you, but if your intent is to wait until life treats you better youll likely be waiting a long, long time. I recommend going out and changing it yourselfe.

Consistency!

That happened to someone I knew in high school, she was always kindof awkward looking and suddenly I saw her the other day and DAYUM

2017: Finally, a plot twist on the news! Lets see, 'Donald Trump wins elect'- oh god, how is this going to turn out?
2018: We're fucked.