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whospikedthepunch
· 9 years ago
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*narrows eyes* you leave my goat out of it!
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guest
· 9 years ago
I live in Texas but I rarely ever see a goat...
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vitalstatistix
· 9 years ago
Try your nearest WalMart.
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pokethebear
· 9 years ago
I've got to see a man about a goat
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slimchance
· 9 years ago
One dot in Alaska.
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sticksandsteam
· 9 years ago
1 dot= 500 goats
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smartybo_bubz
· 9 years ago
Why do they have so many goats?
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smartybo_bubz
· 9 years ago
Though I can't really talk considering we have more sheep than people in our country
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brainsandbeauty
· 9 years ago
I HAVE TWO GOATS *waves arms* I have no idea why I'm so excited over this but I am.
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whospikedthepunch
· 9 years ago
I used to have 6 but I thinned out my herd I just kept an albino kid and her mother.
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calmthelovelytits
· 9 years ago
My friend used to keep a goat for milk and cheese and such, but she doesn't have it anymore. I think her family ate it.
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meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
I wonder how many of them crave the mineral...
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chs4esq
· 9 years ago
Just to stir up trouble... Isn't it weird that the U.S. can track where every single goat is, but we have no idea who has assault rifles?
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whospikedthepunch
· 9 years ago
The government wants to know where they are in case they want a piece of late night tail.
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pokethebear
· 9 years ago
^^theres a reason for that. We know where the goats are but cannot find the illegal border jumpers.
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whospikedthepunch
· 9 years ago
Well mr 'president' also installed that nice revolving door down at the border to so they aren't worried about illegals anymore.
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pokethebear
· 9 years ago
Lol. My brother got transferred to the northern border. A couple shoot outs with Mexican drug runners and finding heads in the desert kind of ruined az for him. My other brother is going to be stationed up north as well. Oddly Chinese try sneaking in from canada along the northern border.
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whospikedthepunch
· 9 years ago
Yeah I can understand that, makes me glad I live up north, I would rather dodge a bull than bullets!
quirkey102
· 9 years ago
What the fuck is Texas doing?
chs4esq
· 9 years ago
Clearly raising goats
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whospikedthepunch
· 9 years ago
They have an association of sheep and goat raisers so they therefore have thousands of goats since each dot is about 500 goats, they do livestock shows, rodeos, fairs all kinds of stuff besides goats are also efficient lawn mowers.
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guest
· 9 years ago
Texas must have a lot of that mineral...
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deleted
· 9 years ago
So Goat Simulator took place in Texas?
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mandag2088
· 9 years ago
WHY
lokihasthephonebox
· 9 years ago
I'll buy america for seven goat
pokethebear
· 9 years ago
Worth at least 25 goat, you insult me.
lokihasthephonebox
· 9 years ago
Yeah you're right....we are definetly worth at least 25. What was I thinking?
deleted
· 9 years ago
you mean heaven?
