Screw Healthiness

That actually looks quite good. Except pizza's better

"You accidentally brought me the food that my food eats"
-Ron Swanson

Pizza with banana is actually really good

Add a ton of condensed milk, strawberries, caramel, marshmallow fluff, and toffee, and maybe it will compare to real pizza.

Utahn fruit pizza: pastry dough with frosting sauce, topped with berries (and whatever else you want bro). It's so sweet and so delicious.