When dirty talk becomes literal

Bad grammar turns me off too. A lot of girls I know (well, those that don't have terrible grammar themselves) say the same. I wonder if it's a girl thing or more like a smart people thing.

I'm guessing it's more of a 'smart people who are not desperatelly horny' thing.

Probably, yeah.

On Wednesday I don't want to fuck you so get over yourself

He can't sit with us.

It was the girlthe cleaver

It was the girl the one with the clever answers **

He was still answering.

The eggplant is the dick and the drips is the cum squirting out

Yeah I understood that, it was pretty obvious actually.
I just thought it might be a specific message like "load of cum" or "swimming in cum" or something that's supposed to sound hot and I thought some of you guys deciphered it.
Thanks though.