Especially with a black cat in my lap.

Shouldn´t it be white cat?

If there isn't a cat in your lap then you'd just be wasting a wonderful opportunity.

Why am I think I want a mini-me on my lap holding a white cat in hers? The internet has ruined me..

I've done this before...it was AWESOME

I thought it said tum, not turn *facepalms*

done it

Mr. Anderson we've been expecting you

I'd pull a Dr. Stein, from Soul Eater, and fall backwards in my chair.

Me too!!!

Whenever I hear my parents returning I kidnap my cat and do this from my computer chair.

WHILE HOLDING AND STROKING A HAIRLESS CAT

Once I was very mad at my older sister so I sat in our room on a computer-chair turned away from the door in complete darkness because I tried to avoid her. When she started looking for me, so the second time she entered the room I turned around and said 'I've been expecting you'. I wanted to talk about the problem, I had thought everything over but she just bursted into laughter. Why? BECAUSE I WAS 10 YEARD OLD she didn't fucking take it serious

I got that oppertunity and i messed it up i didnt turn the chair at the right time because i only knew someone was coming 2 second before they came in

I should try this. I've recently been adopted by a black cat, alls I need now is a big swiveling chair! :D