If there is one thing more permanent than a tattoo.. It's a glitter beard

They have a company that actually does this! They send it in an envelope, I think. The receiver of said envelops opens it on up, and bam. Sparkle city.

Yes that's what I was referring to.

Oh okay! Unfortunately, they also make glitter capsules for people to eat so they can "poop glitter". I'm pretty sure it's a gag gift, but wouldn't put it past someone to do it.