Can I taste yours? ;) :D

Captain go away!

*grabs twisted_soul**runs*

*tries to keep up with captain as he drags me with mphim* damnit i didn't mean run away with me!!!!!

To the closet!*picks twisted_soul up bridal style*

Captain what...what are you doing?!., put me down!!!! *tries to get away*

*tosses twisted_soul into closet**jumps in*

Agh agh what the fuck?! CAPTAIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING.?.????

This!*takes off clothes*Body slam!

AHHAGAHGHAH NO STOP GET OFF *struggles* *kicks* *bites*

Purple nurple!

Seven Minutes in Heaven, anyone?!

Oh hell no *aims for crotch*

I'm always wearing a jock strap!Wet Willie!

*sets fire to captain* ....i think they make a cream for burning crotch....... and rape isn't funny.

I never was going to rape her.I was only playing!Also,I can't die...so,I'm going to wait for the fire to stop.

dafuq did i just read

LONG story.Mainly me and someone were just messing around.

i don't know what's worse the fact that you took off your cloths to body slam me or that you gave me a wet willie.

I'm still wearing a jock strap...

Why don't you take it off?

*takes off jockstrap**throws it at musical_mustache**is wearing a man thong underneath*

*kicks captain in the junk*

What drug are you on? Can I have some? Haha :)

Oh god, the captain in a thong....I think I've gone blind. Deathfox help me out!

I'll protect you! *protects twisted soul*

*shrieks a manly shriek of pain**shoots squareness gun under deathfox393,causing him/her to fall into the sex dungeon*

Woah! We got ourselves a Christian Grey here! I know how to take him down! *bites lip*

Wait,what?I don't own the sex dungeon.I just knew it was there.This isn't even my house...

What? How'd you know it wa- actually I don't think I want to know

I was an architect.

Oh ok! Phew that could have ended badly lol

*flies it of dungeon with the thing that makes captain no longer horny, and slaps him with it. *

Yay go deathfox!!!

Jesus Christ a sex dungeon! Deathfox my hero!!!!

There's nothing that can change me!

Twisted soul and death fox leave! Let him take me! You guys are my friends and I don't want you getting hurt!

I'm very flattered, but I want in on the fun. I will fight with you my friend.

If we are to die tonight, then we will all burn together!

*gives twisted and musical, copies of the item that will turn off captain*

YEAH
VIVA LA REVOLUCION

LETS DO THIS POO! *attacks Captain with the thing*

YEAH *grabs katana*

*hits captain with the thing hard*

Wait...where's the captain???

I don't know but if he turns up, you will have to carry on the fight yourself! I'm at school now... :/ :P :D

It's ok, I'm almost out of school.

Yes!My plan worked!Now there are less of you!Also,I'm unkillable.And nothing will ever change me!

*simply kills captain, and waits for him to respawn*

Smart idea. How long does it take for him to respawn?

....i have no idea

*poof**walks away*

*tackles, murders, spawn camp*

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