My family always makes the same comment

haha...haha...*goes back in said cave*

why.....why would the food be talking? how long was i in my cave?

*Turns right back around, and goes back* if you want me to stay out for longer than ten seconds, shut your damn mouth, and don't say a fucking word.

This is what my mom and sister say to me every time I come out I just run back into my cave holding bags of chips and junk food.

Jokes like this are why I'm in there in the first place.

Your family is a bunch of dicks.

HA HA HA. FUCK. YOU.

I'm 35, and this still bloody happens...

I say that to my sister when she leaves her room