Teenagers floating away on a tiny iceberg on Lake Michigan

'Uh Dave'
'...and I really think that buying-'
'DAVE'
'What?'
'WE'RE FLOATING AWAY!'
'Shit'

Can't wait till it melts.Then they're screwed.

Avoiding my responsibilities like

Floating away from your bullshit.

I spy with my little eyes something small and grey

Natural selection

*waves* bye guys, send me a postcard!