Not the frenchiest fries

The fries turned to black

The distress in 2 words

"He burnt my fries"
"He burnt my shake"

It's like they were in Pompeii

Can I get some fries? Fry machines broke
can I get a burger? Burger machines broke
can I speak to a manager? Manager machines broke

Looks like Satan got to them first

Savage.

I fell asleep with dinner in the oven, awoke to this and a smoke filled house. Went back to bed hungry as punishment.