This is the type of guy you read about in math problems

"Juan bought forty pineapples. If Juan eats one pineapple every forty-five minutes, how long will it take Juan to die from eating too many pineapples?"

Or his girlfriends coming over

This guy knows how to party.

instead of please use one word to describe the texture of their magical fur
please use one pineapple to decribe the level of insanity

anyone think of romantically apocalyptic?

WaterMELONE!!

He´s yellow.
He likes pineapples...
THIS IS REAL LIFE SPONGEBOB

How many consecutive blowjobs is this guy getting?

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

My name says everything

its so true xD