Why I'm not a professional golfer is beyond me

*cough* I'm just happy whenever I can actually hit the ball

As someone who plays golf, I think that's incredible

I'm happy when I'm disciplined enough to not wave the club around like I'm fighting orcs.

That's really impressive.

technically, you did get a hole in one

he got it in the hole...so double eagle

Kind of looks like a cli... Never mind.