And you can't even spell Nobel correctly..

Should I make this hidden?

At least you get the fastest sperm award

You have very high expectations of your parents' gene combination....
I think for most parents it would look more like:
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Teacher
Business school drop-out
Business school graduate
IT
Office worker
.
And that one bad combo that results in failed Mcdonalds employee.

and middle *tsk tsk tsk* goddamit bob you did it again

Hey. Maybe Midle East is another planet, and maybe they want a Noble prize instead of the Nobel Peace Prize. They want a good, honest noble prize. Y'all think too much. :P