The english language in a nutshell

I have a masters in English and it took me a few times to remember what it could be saying. Will Smith is a person. "smith" is an activity- hammering metal. "will" is intent- as in I will be taking out the trash.
But its a stupid sentence, since Will Smith is a rich dude and doesn't need to hammer metal. Either b/c he's into crafts nor MC Hammer and he's a rap star, not a metal music star.

John, where Steve had had 'had', had had 'had had', 'had had' had had the higher mark.

Wut