Whoever wrote this is a fricken genius

Ok I'm agreeing with leanandcuisine

Yes. Because then my partner would go and tell them no. We'd still get paid because the person got fucked.

well then we'd both be fucked

"Imma be crying but them tears gon hit them leather Bugatti seats..."

Yasssss!

Yeah i would:3

No amount of money can buy love

better question, who would say yes to that and have an SO not be like "but how much DO I GET?"

Well you could have a threesome, it's still watching and you get to join in and you win $10 million. Everyone wins!

well, the man said everything I ever need to know to answer the question "would you date a black guy?" hint: the answer is a resounding "no".