You’re not really in tune with what’s going on, are you?

Someone want me to translate this or...

Funny text posts aren't my forte.

i forgot what a rest looked like

"I'm not that hashtag? HOW DARE YOU SAY THIS TO ME?"

A singer is talking to the pianist after a performance. The singer says to the pianist, "I think I went a bit sharp on the high note there." The pianist replies, "Well I didn't hear it, and nobody else seemed to hear it, so it was probably just a minor mistake."

Does anyone else feel proud that they know how to read this?

im proud that i was able to read it without trouble

NAHAHAHAHAHA