Student collects witty quotes by teacher

my favorite was the last one... I'll need it

This is one sassy teacher... I want it.

someone's been experimenting with their chemicals i see

I had such a teacher once and he was hilarious. Then I had to repeat a year and he made absolutely the same jokes in the same order next year... nearly drove me mad.

Love the last one

He sounds like a great teacher, but it's concerning that his student has no sense of how sentence structure works.

I did this but with my English teacher

Punctuation!