What my child shall be for Halloween

You were almost in sooooooo much trouble young lady!

MOM. HAVE A LITTLE FAITH IN ME

Be nice to your mother.

<__< Fiiiiiiinnee

I do have faith in you, you just scared me for a second. Have a brownie for being a good girl.
*hands brownie*

Yyyaayyyyy 8D

I was going to give you a cookie but that's grandmas thing :-)

Haha true. Can you buy me Arizona Watermelon Tea? I'm actually really thirsty rn..

Here's $20, get yourself an Arizona and some snacks.

OMGTHANKSLOVEYOU

LOVEYOUTOO

aw, see? Mothers are the best (besides Grandma)

*goes out and uses that $20 on condoms*

MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM HE TOOK MY MONEEEYYYYY

leave your mom alone! I'll be letting her and your father go on a second honey moon. I'm gonna watch you!!!

Nevermind your parents will need these more
*hands over condoms*

*gags*