How British people shower

Depends on what kind of tea.

I prefer to use the liquefied rancid vitals of my vanquished foes. Process them in an earthenware pot, so when you're done, you can break up the pot and mix it in your garden soil. Ferment seven times seven days, and only apply on the seventh full moon of the seventh month, bathing only in mountain stream water than has passed over seven smooth submerged boulders. Don't forget the space between your crotch and your leg. Nobody likes a bicycle stainer.