This one goes out to everyone who had to skip breakfast this morning

Tis a sad day when the cat eats a better breakfast than me

Do you think this is some kind of joke? MY STOMACH IS RUMBLING IN CLASS AND YOU SHOW ME PANCAKES? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?

Who would waste all of those pancakes like that?
A monster, that's who

I skip breakfast every morning

I had two chocolate covered almonds and a handful of pops.... Does that count?