These railroad tracks where straight, until an earthquake hit in New Zealand

i thouhht that's heat ecpansion

Just like me before I met you

Still straighter than I am.

I think that's the new one:
"But I'm straight..."
"So are most railroads, until they get rocked by an earthquake."

This earthquake was scary as hell to be in guys

*were*

Beep. Beep. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.