this love by maroon 5 is stuck in my head

have you seen the porno?

I don't think so. There's no couch or fake taxi so it must be random.

UTI?

urinary tract infection

Oh, wonderful

def a way to get a yeast infection

Yes, that's the whole reason you're not supposed to eat it.

its the raw eggs

Fun fact: egg beaters are pasturized (Like milk) and therefore are safe to consume without cooking. So if you make your cookies with egg beaters, you can eat the cookie dough raw without worry.

IS THAT AN EMOJI

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