I will never be bored again

Ugh. They're everywhere and frankly, I'm starting to get tired of them like everyone else. There's still a part of me that likes them, but when you see them everywhere it just gets your jimmies rustled, y'know. It's not that i hate them, but i think you get my point

Ugh, I just can't stand so much chocolatey goodness in one tub! I mean, do you eat it alone, do you eat it on toast?? It can make anything taste good! It's upsetting that it's so utterly delicious! And to think that it's made of nut?? It's unreal.

WHY DO THEY POP DID I ASK YOU TO POP YOU DAMN BUBBLE?!

I cannot freaking tell you how many times i tried to be like Cinderella when i was younger by trying to hold a bubble on my finger and look at my reflection. Every darn time it would pop and I'd get frustrated like COME ON bubbles do this for me.

people that don't want to have fun, are what causes me to have break downs. I mean seriously why can't people just chill for a minute, or at the very least appreciate a good joke or even in this case a fun game?! Do people enjoy being a buzz kill or where they never encouraged as a kid, but to be quite frank I dont care because this game is so much fun.

This guy, he gets it

WHY DO THEY ALL SING GOOD?! (and you thought this would be racist)

WHY DO THEY ALL GOTTA BE SO DAMN COOL ALL THE TIME

Yeah I wished they wrote with their left hands more often!

Already got that covered

first of all, fuck you, whoever you are, who made raisin cookies because 1. You perfectly shit-fucked these beautiful, delicious confections and 2. I dunno how many times I bit into a cookie, expecting it to be a gorgeous chocolate chip cookie, to find my taste buds viciously assaulted by these dead sun-molested berries. You have fuckstarted a disaster, whoever you are who made raisin cookies

How fucking dare you bring up the decepticons of cookies. Who the fuck thought that these cookies were a good idea. Who said that that shit was okay. Wish I would enjoy those dead grapes inside a beautiful cookie.

THEY SQUEAK AND THEY HURT MY BUTT. LIKE MY EX.

Oh.