Jedi or Wizard? Like mother or like father?

Jedi. SPACESHIPS!

I'm 22, I lost my opportunity of being a witch, so I'm probably a Jedi...which is great

Hobbit. I CHOSE THE DARK LORD.

Pfft I'm a Demi-God

Actually the grammatically correct version would say, 'unless Hogwarts sends me a letter like it did to my mother,'
That one has absolutely disgusting grammar.

Yeah, i thought it sounded weird too... And English is my second language..
Soo... Yeap..

Nah, I'm a shadowhunter.

I think I missed all of them, but there's hope that a wizard shows up at my front door or the TARDIS lands in my back yard.
Just not the current Doctor. He's kind of a dick to veterans.

Imma go from 0 to a Jedi real quick

just imagine a light-saber with a wand core under the sabers crystal.

Who says you can't be both?
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LIGHTSABER WANDS