My brain every time I make a male friend

This is my brain every time I make a female friend...especially if that friend is twice my freaking age..

this is why you should just imagine everyone naked so its totally not weird when its a friend

I HATE YOU, BRAIN

at first i read 'Brian' not brain and thought wtf is this Brian's guy problem? :D

But you are the brain...

Actually I have a male best friend who I've seen almost naked and he's seen me almost naked cos we're comfortable around each other. Never been anything intimate. It's weird but we're just really close. He's engaged to a lovely girl and I've got a bf. never had to imagine him naked. Lol

"Noice"

The struggles of being gay as hell. I get you, fam.

"Hey, we should try to dating."
"I don't date noice guys."