So a cabbage truck crashed on the highway near Rochester NY

I don't wanna be there when kids start coming up from the cabbages.

"My cabbages!"

If they wait to clean it up they'll have sauerkraut.

thank god for this

That... went exactly where i wanted it to go.

This next joke is gonna make you loose you HEAD. Eh? EH? Yea, it's bad.

I was thinking "My cabbages the while time". Also, this is kinda hilarious that so many cabbages are strewn everywhere. So many potential salads wasted.

[Graceful Chanting]

Cabbage dude is gonna be pissed

I was going to be so disappointed if this didn't have the Cabbage Man at the end. Glad it did.

Any witnesses who slaw the whole thing happen?

this guy made it all the way from republic city to NYC?

Oh no the cabbage man!!! I feel so sorry for him

NOT MY CABBAGE CORP