Have you seen my son, his name is Nemo...

Last I checked, that phrase was reserved strictly for those who died.
Last I checked, Merlin nor Nemo were dead.

Last I checked, everyone can say everything they want.
Last I checked, just don't.

Last I checked, you just said everyone can say whatever they want.
Last I checked, that statement makes you a hypocrite.

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