I can't have this Cauldron Cake, I'm on a no-sugar diet. God, Hermione, you're so stupid!

That title cracked me up.

It's adorable because he probably knows it's hot, and he's probably trying to protect her because he thinks it could hurt you

*hurt her (sorry)

You're supposed to be the smart one, Hermione.

He has a look of guilt after he knocks it over

get that thing out of my face human!!