Should you be practicing right now?

This is on my chorus teacher's wall.

I should be practicing but I'm not cause I'm not at home

Its one a.m that's why I'm not practicing

What? I can't hear you over my social life!

Obviously musicians don't know how to make a correct flowchart

But my bass is all the way across the room
oh well
whaddya gunna do

Holy shit what are the chances... I have band practice tommorow and have been busy lately, an haven't been practicing something I'm expected to have down by tommorow. I feel like crap and am procrastinating on here...

Why is it "practice'? Shouldn't it just be "playing"?

Oddly this is very motivational