My friend has the best luck on airplanes

It'll evaporate after 1 or 2 hours.

I did that with juice, the person next to me bumped me and my lap was wet for a good three hours. It was a 7 hour flight

I swore I saw this yesterday and even commented on it...

I wish I was served a beer 3 minutes after boarding... damn it usually takes a good hour

It'll dry. Shut up.

I could never fly for that long in jeans.