Apparently It Doesn't Bring Any Boys To The Yard

Maybe it's just the wrong flavor? Oreo milkshakes would make me run miles mmm

The problem is its in your PORCH, not your YARD.

If it makes you feel any better, my milkshake brings the boys only to the property line.

JUST GIVE ME A WHILE, IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO RUN FROM WHERE I'M AT