Mine is "you better shape up"

I want you all to try to guess what my Mood is. I dare you. You'll never guess.

My friends all have something that has been said as their mood message.
For example, mine is "and I will shove these carrots up your asshole" and it's because of something my friend said to me.
Another example: "Your boyfriend is a coin" because the person I said it to has a boyfriend who we call 'nickel'

WEABOO JONES!! MY WORST ENEMY

Rosetta stone...

Mine is "i blame the government"

Filthy frank is spreading!

Mine is 'Boners are flesh rocks'

Mine is tata Jesus is bangala!