How to ask someone to be your best man

Is this karkat

My brother will be my best man and i his we decided this a while ago

I find this so very foul...but I guess it all depends on the person and his friends.

I will be using this thank you

*sends this to desired best man*

Is this Lovino Vargas?

Change a couple of words and I would use this for a maid of honor

I need to order some with the groomsman twist. Anyone know where?

where do I find this to purchase it?

Where can I get this made at