The terrorists are winning

For $2.50?! Yeah right!

Oh good Lordy. I don't wanna live on this planet any more.

If it's a bakery that specializes in vegan goods then it's likely they had customers specifically complain about the gingerbread being "men"

They're trans-ginger.

When the fuck have you seen a gingerbread "person" with genitals

I'm african and I find this offensive.
(I have a feeling I should point out that I'm making a joke. Just in case.)