Long, but worth the read. xD

I accidently stole a pair of socks once. They're still the comfiest socks I own

That was a rollercoaster ride.

It's like the writer of this story was so excited, he/ she forgot to use (.) periods, until the end.

Once i took a panera gift card from the stand and then i learned that you had to buy them. i was paranoid for weeks that panera police would show up and arrest me for stealing. so, i threw it in the trash and pile other trash on it so i wouldnt get in trouble

When I was eight I was in the back of Walmart with my mom and I pushed emergency exit door open. The fire alarm went off and I bolted under a rack of clothes as everyone evacuated the building. The terror I felt is forever burned into my memory haha.

Bruh, punctuation.