What do you do when your mom won't shut up about milk

I DON'T WANNA KNOW DO I?

WOULD YOU LIKE A LINK??

NOPE I'LL JUST USE URBAN DICTIONARY

WELL OKAY THEN
JUST LEMME KNOW

UHHH I JUST LOOKED IT UP...WTF

IF YOU SHOW IT TO YOUR MOM SHE WILL MOST DEFINITELY STOP TALKING ABOUT MILK

WELL I THINK SHE'LL KILL ME FOR LOOKING AT THAT KINDA STUFF

AND THEN YOU WONT HAVE TO HEAR HER TALK ABOUT MILK
IVE JUST KILLED TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE

oh god

YOU'RE A CRAZY PERSON
SERIOUSLY YOU MAKE SPIDEYPOOL LOOK SANE

SORRY IVE HAD COFFEE AND ITS LATE

WTF IS WITH PEOPLE AND COFFEE
IT TASTES LIKE METAL

WHAT KIND OF COFFEE ARE YOU DRINKING? COFFEE IS EVERY THING GOOD IN THE WORLD

NORMAL COFFEE? IDK IT CAME FROM STARBUCKS

WTF NEXT TIME GET A MOCHA ITS LIKE HOT CHOCOLATE AND COFFEE

THAT SOUNDS DEADLY

YOU SPELLED DELICIOUS WRONG

I KNOW MY SPELLING GIRL

JUST BUY ONE AND THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND OR YOU COULD TRY A MOCHA FRAPPUCINO BC THOSE ARE ALSO MY LIFE

FINE I'LL TRY TO GET ONE WHEN I GO ON VACATION

DO OR DO NOT, THERE IS NO TRY

DONCHU QUOTE YODA ON ME

JUST TRY AND STOP ME

I SHALL

COME AT ME BRO

I WILL BRO

I SAY COME AT ME BRO LIKE I COULD HANDLE SOMEONE IN A FIGHT BUT IM ACTUALLY A SKINNY 5' 4" WHITE GIRL THAT DOESNT LIKE LEAVING HER ROOM

SAME HERE BUT I'M 5'6

CAN WE CALL IT A TRUCE THEN? MY PHONES ALMOST DEAD

TRUCE,NOW PLUG IN THAT PHONE

TRUCE *runs to outlet*

This chain was amazing

Somehow, I managed to read that with a mostly straight face

But really do the milk fic thing
What's the worst that could happen?

I could get killed..or grounded

Fair point

You should've seen my suggestions for when ruiningtheeffect's mom kept telling her to turn her music down
Those would've gotten a person killed

Oh dear God

I would have had a better chance surviving getting struck by lightning than taking your advice

Eh, to each their own