I feel bad for that poor guy

Poor guy.

I read that as wood foods. ~_~;

Life in retail.

Chicken do eat grass...I have chicken at home and sometimes feed them with grass

Mfw when grass is a large part of the diet of free range chickens.

Fuck it, why would you argue with s crazy person? If you've explained your point and they don't get it, you just agree with them. "yes ma'am this chicken was fed with the greenest grass imported from Greenland. Very rare, we'll have to charge you a 15% handling fee, you understand"

mfw chickens do eat grass its just not their main source of food :/

Chickens do eat a little grass. A little. They'll also eat anything else. Like tiny goats, some of them. Grass. Cool. Corn. Cool. Poop. Cool. CHICKEN. Cool. They've also been known to eat cat food. Seriously. But if you find a purely grass fed chicken, that might not be a chicken.