English know how to party hard

I find his lack of pinky extension disturbing

I am not ashamed to say I'm that guy

"Biatch, wave your hand all you want. This is Earl Grey. I'll be back in a bit."

Oh my, this is too much for me to handle

"What the FUCK, do you think you're doing?" She scoffed.

"Drinking tea." he calmly replied.

"Here?!?" she exclaimed, surprised.

"Yes. I don't have tea cups like this at home. I couldn't pass it up." he said. Sending her into a fit of denial.

"Are you okay?" he asked.

"*insane giggles* You, you just. Here. Now. *insane laughter*" she laughed.

"I think you may need help if you devolve to this if you see someone drinking tea." he exclaimed.

"No, no. I'm, *giggle* I'm fine." she assured him.

"Okay, if you say so. I'll just finish my tea..." he replied.

I love this pic.

her look makes me wanna whip my meat out and slap that stooopid hoe actoss her unatractive face

He has even got a little biscuit on the saucer and everything.

AAAAAAAWW YISSS