Oh, those were the good old days

Hmm, well, UFOs you don't see in the papers, but aren't the other two the same thing?

No he doesn't remember.

I remember when you couldn't go to the grocery store checkout without Bat Boy's gaping maw aimed threateningly at your face.

Well, at least the UFOs and Bigfoot sightings made people do real research, now the people just believe everything the media says.