they call me coffee because i can make ur heart pound

8 years ago by hitlerspinenipples · 2932 Likes · 11 comments · Popular

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huinsaeyeou · 8 years ago · FIRST

The third one is the only realistic one.

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deleted · 8 years ago

They call me coffee because I used to be a bean but now I'm a black liquid substance

hitlerspinenipples · 8 years ago

that speaks to me

katnisseverdeen_ · 8 years ago

that pickup line would work on me, no joke

ecumenicalmatter · 8 years ago

They call me coffee because they somehow mistake me for a drink, when I'm actually a living breathing person who is in fact not coffee

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slamdunkey · 8 years ago

they call me coffee because I'm 70% coffee instead of water
help i can't move

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muffinunicorn · 8 years ago

I'm like coffee
Black
Hot
And keep people up.

ecumenicalmatter · 8 years ago

I can just imagine you like playing really loud music or something and keeping your entire neighbourhood awake

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deleted · 8 years ago

They call me coffee from indonesia. I may seem high class but still comes from shit of a small mammal

katnisseverdeen_ · 8 years ago

It's really good though

guest · 8 years ago

This is from a slam poem lol