Someone was looking out from above

I don't have pie

Well,I only accept two types of payment.Pie,and beer.And,because of this,I don't really want any beer.

I'll find you some pie

Love me some pie.

I figured
*hands you some pie* don't ask where I got it.

This is cake.

Goddamit they told me it was pie

How does this look anything like pie?

I don't know! I don't eat pie so its easy to forget its appearance!

What do you have against pie?*still eats the cake anyway*

I have nothing against pie, it's just not my type of food

Pie is everyone's type of food!

Well I'm not everyone.

You are nothing to me.Unless you DO have pie.

I don't but I can go get some

Make sure it's pie this time.

Okay okay. What flavor?

All the flavors.

That sounds gross,but okay.

I can handle my pie.

Uh-huh..*hands you your pie* you owe me money btw

*gives you a credit card*

Thank ye kindly

Yeah,that's one of my credit card scams.

Well fuck

*drives off in my Impala*

I'm pretty sure ant are natural.

The fuck are you talking about I've never seen an ant in my life I've only read about them in fairy tales