100% accurate truths about reading

6. Reading prevents mental stagnation

*at night*
Neighbor: YOUR BOOK IS TOO FUCKING LOUD TURN IT DOWN
Me: HAVE YOU FUCKING READ THIS BOOK IT HAS TWO MODES MOTHERFUCKER: FEELS AND ACTION I AM CURRENTLY IN FEELS RIGHT NOW

Fact one is wrong, I'm still a very awkward person to be round with or to have a conversation with

Fun fact about going out and making friends: It has most of these benefits too. I love a good book, but I don't need any other reason besides "It's fun." Do things because you enjoy it, unless you like having sex with babies or something.

That is cool

KNOWLEDGE