So much nope in one picture

When I was little, I found an egg sac in my playhouse so I decided to smash it and like a thousand babies ran out in all directions. Never went in my playhouse again.

A friend of mine from the country caught two of those fuckers in her backyard and proudly sent me a picture of it.... yes, I live in Australia

I don't know what the fuck an egg sac is but im never wearing shoes again. At least without checking them with a thermal camera and with a bright flashlight

Is that a black widow?

I came across a Black Widow while home alone and it was my duty to kill it. I didn't have any insecticide, so I used a giant can of disinfectant spray and a boot.

Good choice

I live in Australia and fucking hate these things. They are massive and look like something out of a horror film. Also the deadliest spider in the world.