Would you press it? You can press 1 time

*presses button* I really don't mind the risk

I really have a good life so no.

What if I didn't *technically* push it?

I would develop an algorithm that finds the absolute best chance that i could press the button and still be able to... Banana.

I win either way, bring it on.

hell yea

there is no bad option in this

Well considering my chances are 1% to 99%, I'd take the risk. Really.

Sometimes having a chance to die is alright. Sometimes you don't want to kill yourself but don't really want to be alive. Plus FUCKIN MONEY *PRESSES 100 TIMES

Always when there's stuff like this, I always get the bad one so, f*ck no.
Yours sincerely, Britishclusterfuck

Can I press it more than once?

Fuck I'd do it if it was 50/50

because it's my luck, no

If you were to do a statistics test on this, like a chi square, the p value is insignificant, thus it is statistically not significant the chance that you die

Yes.... I jump in my car everyday to get to a job that doesn't pay nearly that much, and the stats on dying in a car accident are a lot higher.

I wish it was the other way
But then there's still a 1% chance of getting some money.
Can I just kill myself

I'd do it I already want to die so it woudnt matter much

Both options solve my problems, so, yeah