17 Funniest Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

10k words is an excellent lie!

My sister told me if I ate watermelon seeds I'd grow a watermelon in my tummy.

I can't wait to have kids to do this to

My uncle once told me chalk is made from the pulverized bones of dead people. The sound of chalk on a chalkboard still gives me the willies..

My Dad: "I'll be right back."

My mom told me they only sold sundays (the ice cream) on sundays. I only asked for ice cream on sundays for YEARs until my mom accidentally ordered one on a different week day

My grandma told me that if i pick my nose to much, my brain would blow out when I sneezed.
I was a rebellious kid but was therefore terrified of Spring.

when i was young my mom told me i wasn't adopted