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Quit being a crybaby. Not everyone thinks exactly like you. Now's a good a time as any to get that through your thick skull.

I'm a very open minded person. No "thick skull." I'm not being a crybaby. It's just that people like you are the reason everything gets ruined. You have a sarcastic comeback for everything and leave no fun for anyone else.

There's plenty of fun, you're just too much of a sadsack to let yourself enjoy it.

Kinda hard to enjoy it when people like you ruin it by putting it down.

Meh, that's your choice. Don't use me as an excuse.

I'm not using you as an excuse. More like an example. An example of the people who ruin everything for others.

Amazing logic, there...