And the best part is you don't have to mow the lawn...EVER

I want to sleep on that hammock

I can't help but think "Hurricane"

Bathroom?

Let's go and never come back!!

The best part?? I'd find the floating on top of the water with a floatie while only stepping outside and if I was in a zombie apocalypse I'd be totally safe is the best part

but what about the wood though...it will rot and then the house goes plop...

Somehow I read that as 'lawn the mow'
...i need sleep

Until the slightest storm and/or rising sea levels destroy it