The evil is strong with this one

My friends dad did that to us. He shouldn't have though. He liked to sneak up behind us and fart as loudly as possible and then say "Did you smell popcorn?"
No, we aren't smelling anything, we are all deaf

You COULD ask "do I smell pussy?", and fuck them up for life.

I just cut one and laugh, about the time people ask what's funny it hits them like the titanic hit that iceberg.