How the world sees the UK

Birmingham?

Idk I made those up

E s s e x

I s t h a t a s t a t e

C o u n t y

B u t I t h o u g h t b r i t a i n w a s t h e c o u n t r y

C o u n t y n o t c o u n t r y

I d o n t u n d e r s t a n d t h i s b r i t i s h s p e a k

D o e s t h e U S n o t h a v e c o u n t i e s

Y e s

E x a c t l y

I s e s s e x y o u r c o n t i n e n t

T h a t i s v i l e

I a m v i l e

I h a v e r e a l i s e d

I n s u l t i n g

T h a t i s t h e p o i n t

My mom gave me non sugar free gum (because she won't let me chew sugar free gum) and said, "you might not be able to taste it after 5 chews, but you know what else you won't be tasting? Cancer."
Thanks ma

It's the thought that counts?

Update: she was right i didn't get cancer

Mother knows best

Lies are all I hear from you

Get a hearing aid then

Get a boyfriend

Who says I haven't

Me

Stop lying to yourself

Stop lying to everyone
People got mad because I made a joke about yiffers

I'm not
And I know

So did you get that George booty
And I wasn't trying to be offensive, just making a joke

Who knows
And UH HUH

Suspicious ass
I WAS

Juicy ass
UM NO

Snack
HOW NOT

Moist
BC

Wet
LOSER

Succulent
WINNER

THANK YOU

I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME BUT OK

I'M HURT

SHAME

YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK

UMMM

UMMM WHAT

I'M THINKING

ABOUT

LIFE

WHAT ABOUT IT

IT SUCKS

SAME MAN

I HAVE A SECRET
BUT I CANNOT SAY IT

WHY NOT
YOU CAN TELL ME

I C A N N O O T

DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ON KIK

I CANT SAY IT ANYWHERE

THEN WHY EVEN BRING IT UP
THAT WAS POINTLESS

BC I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

ARE YOU PLANNING TO EVENTUALLY TELL ME AND IS JUST PRETENDING TO HOLD OUT RIGHT NOW OR ARE YOU LEGIT NOT GOING TO TELL ME

IDK WHETHER TO TELL YOU OR NOT

DUDE JUST SAY IT
IDK WHY YOU ARE FREAKING OUT

BC MY BRAIN AND MY HEART ARE FUCKING WITH ME

JUST SAY IT

YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA SAY

NO I DONT
IM NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES SADIE COME ON

MY HEART MISSES SOMEONE
MY HEAD HATES THEM

JFC
LORE?

DING DING DING

I THOUGHT YOU STOPPED TALKING TO HIM
JUST KIK ME

Weirdos

Yeah I was having some breakdown about my ex, if you couldn't tell