Say hello to Superficial Advice Mallard

If you're ugly
Yeah you're fucked buddy

If you're depressed,
Don't be sad

If you're dying, just try harder

That.... isn't a mallard

Thanks for the useful advice m8

How come I never thought of that? Thanks mallard my money problems are all solved :)

Yay another forced meme

That's a wood duck.

shit ur right